The wife and I were driving today down Mississippi Ave. We saw this dude, Thug Nasty, on a moped.
Every bump he hit caused the bike to bounce up and down for at least 10 feet. We sat behind him at a red light. When the light turned green, he gunned the gas and popped a wheelie. That’s right, a wheelie on a moped. What. A. Badass.
Can you imagine when he gets home?
Ho: “Hey, baby, is that you?”
Thug Nasty: “Yeah, baby.”
Ho: “Where the fuck were you?”
Thug Nasty: “I was out poppin’ sick wheelies on my bike. Why the fuck do you care?”
Ho: “You always leaving me at home with the baby.”
Thug Nasty: “You never said it was my baby.”
Ho: “Well, it is your baby.”
Thug Nasty: “Why the fuck did you tell me it was my baby?!?!”
LOL
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